so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
It's shark week go big or go home
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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