I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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