Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
