I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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