what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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