Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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