all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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