she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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