Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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