Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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