And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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