I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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