nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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