whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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