I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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