she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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