Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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