Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
