Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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