it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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