nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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