I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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