Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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