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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.

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• (805): View more from California

  He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty

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• (801): View more from Utah

  he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?

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• (646): View more from New York

  Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.

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• (530): View more from California

  I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick

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