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(214): View more from Texas

did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.

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(214): did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date. http://tfl.nu/9ydt

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey kate, how is it?

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sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.

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(267): Hey kate, how is it? (610): sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving. http://tfl.nu/94qm

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(407): View more from Florida

We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.

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(407): We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab. http://tfl.nu/iyx8

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(352): View more from Florida

I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.

(917): View more from New York City

I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.

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(352): I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God. (917): I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice. http://tfl.nu/jdh1

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(802): View more from Vermont

I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.

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(802): I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job. http://tfl.nu/xzx3

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(586): View more from Michigan

so how was last night?

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got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.

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(586): so how was last night? (1-586): got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages. http://tfl.nu/4xoa

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(847): View more from Illinois

Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook

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(847): Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook http://tfl.nu/zrse

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(917): View more from New York City

was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?

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(917): was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him? http://tfl.nu/um4o

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(905): View more from Ontario

Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.

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(905): Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated. http://tfl.nu/ymio

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"

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Drunk you is pretty stunner.

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(651): Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me" (612): Drunk you is pretty stunner. http://tfl.nu/hyj5

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(919): View more from North Carolina

dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.

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(919): dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night. http://tfl.nu/52we

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(760): View more from California

But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy

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I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast

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(760): But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy (530): I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast http://tfl.nu/lbbf

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.

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(920): Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees. http://tfl.nu/3c2q

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(252): View more from North Carolina

You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"

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(252): You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!" http://tfl.nu/xz2t

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(302): View more from Delaware

I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.

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(302): I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats. http://tfl.nu/iukq

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