Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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