I think im going to throw up on grandma
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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We are two peas in an std pod
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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