dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Non-Jews are for practice
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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