But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
