its not stalking. its research.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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