you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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