He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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