we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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