Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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