I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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