I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
we should paint friendship bongs
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