I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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