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this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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