Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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