Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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