Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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