She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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