Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I met the friendliest cop last night
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
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Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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