Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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