"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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