Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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