its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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