Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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