My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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