yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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