Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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