Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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